I've learned recently that there is something special about me. Not in the 'wears a helmet all the time' fashion but more on a person to person scale.
Growing up my father always told me that strangers would target him out of a crowd for no reason. " There could be 6 people sitting at a bar and the damn wino will come up to ME and only me and ask me to buy him a drink"
It is surprising considering he has social appeal of an angry bear.
The last time I went to a Drag show the one straight guy (twice my age mind you) waded through all the queens to hit on me. WHY?!? Trust me I don't look friendly. I had chalked that one up to my Double D's... I dont want this 'gift'
I had moved in with my in laws and on the first day my Mother in law asked me if I smoked pot.... I thought it was a trap. It had to be a trap. It wasn't, she was serious. How do you even respond to that?
Today some lady came up behind me in a check out line, politely said "excuse me" and proceeded to tie MY SHOE! How do these people find me?
Make it stop....
Growing up my father always told me that strangers would target him out of a crowd for no reason. " There could be 6 people sitting at a bar and the damn wino will come up to ME and only me and ask me to buy him a drink"
It is surprising considering he has social appeal of an angry bear.
The last time I went to a Drag show the one straight guy (twice my age mind you) waded through all the queens to hit on me. WHY?!? Trust me I don't look friendly. I had chalked that one up to my Double D's... I dont want this 'gift'
I had moved in with my in laws and on the first day my Mother in law asked me if I smoked pot.... I thought it was a trap. It had to be a trap. It wasn't, she was serious. How do you even respond to that?
Today some lady came up behind me in a check out line, politely said "excuse me" and proceeded to tie MY SHOE! How do these people find me?
Make it stop....
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